procrastinating

I KNOW THIS CITY LIKE THE BACK O’ MY HAND 
I KNOW THIS TOWN LIKE THE CRACK O’ MY ASS 
I LOVE THIS CITY LIKE I LOVE GETTIN SHITTY 
I HATE THIS CITY LIKE I HATE MYSELF 

LEXINGTON KENTUCKY GOT A LOT OF HORSE RIDERS 
LEXINGTON KENTUCKY GOT A LOT OF WORSE WRITERS 

ASHEVILLE, NORTH CAROLINA IS THE ARMPIT OF THE SOUTH,
ASHEVILLE, NORTH CAROLINA NEEDS TO SHUT ITS HIPPIE MOUTH
ASHEVILLE, NORTH CAROLINA IS A BULLSHIT BOROUGH
ASHEVILLE, NORTH CAROLINA WILL BE DRENCHED IN SORROW!

FOR ASHEVILLE, NORTH CAROLINA THERE’LL BE NO TOMORROW!! 

I WANNA SEE THIS CITY BURN! 
I WANNA BE SHERMAN! 
YOU WANNA SEE THIS CITY BURN? 
WELL, ARE YOU SURE, MAN? 

IS YR LIFE A SHAMBLES? 
TRY CAMPBELL’S!! 
CHICKEN SOUP FOR YR MORTAL SOUL!

-Can’t Kids

#whoa, Adam Cullum’s brain